Cheeky Sausages Tote Bag
Cheeky Sausages Tote Bag
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Vegetarian? Vegan? Just love quirky bags? Then our cheeky "My Sausages Don’t Contain Anus" tote is the perfect companion for you! Whether you're shopping for veggies or hauling your latest plant-based finds, this tote makes sure the world knows exactly where you stand on the whole sausage situation.
Fun fact: We know sausages don’t actually contain anus (or do they? 🤔). But hey, who doesn’t love a little mystery—and a lot of laughter? With this bag in tow, you’ll have the ultimate conversation starter wherever you go!
Measuring 30 x 30 x 19 cm, with a roomy 14-litre capacity, it’s the ideal size for everyday essentials or even your latest tofu haul. And thanks to the comfy 40cm cotton handles, it’s easy to carry around all day—guilt-free.
Priced at just £19.99, it’s the perfect way for vegetarians and vegans to have a little fun while making sure people know: "No meat here!"
Bonus tidbit: We loved the phrase "My Sausages Don’t Contain Anus" so much... we went ahead and trademarked it. Yes, really! 😜
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Shipping & Delivery
We aim to process all orders within 7 working days but as these are personalised items, please allow up to 14 working days for your order to be dispatched (it rarely takes us this long). Once your order has left us, your chosen courier are responsible for the accurate and timely delivery of your parcel.
UK Delivery Prices
We currently only ship to the UK.
Royal Mail 1st Class (1-3 Days) £4.60 - After spending time lovingly creating your custom apparel, the last thing we want is to risk it going missing when it leaves us. This is why we use Royal Mail 1st Class (1-3 Days) to ensure your order arrives quickly and safely, this is a flat fee no matter how large your order.
Eco Friendly ♻️
The bags we use to ship your order are produced from a by-product of sugar cane, and grown on reclaimed wasteland and therefore having no impact on the rainforest, our eco mailing bags are fully recyclable, use no fossil fuels and are produced from one of the greenest material on the market.
How do I recycle it?
Recycle as you would any other recyclable product. It can then be put back into the recycling process and re-used.
Please note that to cancel your order, you must cancel it before it reaches the 'processing' status.
On receipt of your order please check the packaging and contents carefully. If any of your parcels are damaged or missing please specify this on the delivery note when you sign for the goods.
If you have any problems with your delivery or goods within your order, i.e. faults, damage or defects you must notify us within 14 days of receiving your order.
When confirming your order, please check that all the details supplied are correct and that you keep an eye on tracking, any items returned to us through no fault of Uncie will incur a further charge to re-send.
